The Best Of: Vol II

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Guitars: Craig "Peg-Leg" Relyea
Bass: Travis "Grabass" Morgan
Drums: Mike "Nurse Nancy" Vallely

Honorary Vaudevillain: Craig "Butter Pecan" Mackey

(This album is dedicated to Mr/Mrs.Relyea Sr.

Y muchos gracias a Martin Eduardo "nEwT" Valenzuela Arceo for help with translation on Mucho DRA¡)

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released July 19, 2014

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We are a funk band from upstate NY.

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Track Name: Bacon & Head
At the same time

Breakfast in bed baby
Never seemed like this good of an idea
I've been shakin' my head,
but not because I'm disagreein'

Oh, it's you and me
underneath the sheets
Better get your apron ready,
cause we'll be cookin' soon baby

"Now, I don't want no omelette or vegetables", I said,
"But I guess I'll allow it if you take off your clothes"
Wait, be sure that there's bacon on the stove
Cause that's just the way I gotta have it,
that's just the way it goes
OH YEAH

(Chorus)
You'll be gettin' yours,
I'll be gettin' mine,
All of this, baby, at the same time
You'll be gettin' yours,
I'm still gettin' mine,
All of this at the same time

(Solo: Peg Leg)

Well, that's enough for me
cause I finish quickly,
but not too soon to realize
how this should blow my mind

Cause it is such a treat
to have you next to me,
cause you sizzle softly
to which of us are you speaking?

(Chorus)

You smell so lovely...

(Chorus)
Track Name: Robbin' Tha' Bank
Hungover on a Saturday morn'
What better time to write another song?
You didn't think that I would give you the silent treatment
with the continuous beats flowin' from my basement

I don't need no Cadillac or platinum gold,
just a lonely microphone to express my soul
I don't measure success in quantity
Accomplishments are clearer than clarity

Cause you can't see the progress that I've made
'til I put it on CD and force a trick into a trade
But believe me when I say that the time is near,
You'll be unable to comprehend what you hear

(Chorus)
We're goin' 'round here - say something, not just anything
Takin' down names - well, I've already seen what there is to see
Who's gonna be left? - tell me that you expected less
What's in a name? - tell me that you didn't think I had it in me

'Bout 15 grand, and it ain't no scam,
just unconventional for a master plan,
I'm gonna rob this fucker, we'll rob the motherfucker,
gonna do this with a bang

Won't be the only one not to see this comin',
but just don't play this off like you won't be frontin'
Cause I'll tell you how it's gonna go down
Get while the gettin's good before I burn it to the ground

But in case you don't understand the metaphors,
This shit is goin down around quarter to four
Becuase I'm fairly certain that's when the bank will close,
I'll be making off with cash striking the Heisman pose
(Chorus)

(Hockey mouth: Grabass)

(Chorus x2)
Track Name: Fuckin' People Contest
(Solo: Grabass)
(Solo: Butter Pecan)

(Voicemail: Nurse Nancy)
So, the way I see it...
A Fuckin' People Contest...
should be less about people...
And more about fuckin'...

So, what I'm thinkin' is...
When you take the fuckin' people...
And they're fuckin'...
And...the people...
And...

So, the way I see it...
A Fuckin' People Contest...
should be less about people...
And more about fuckin' (more about fuckin')

So, what I'm thinkin' is...
When you take the fuckin' people...
And they're fuckin'...
And...the people...
And...

(Chorus)
JELLO PUDDING POP
WITH THE DIZZIZZIZZIZLLLLLS
AND THE BIZZLES
AND THEY JUH JE
BUH PUDDIN' POPPIN'
ZZEEEYYYY...

...THEFUCKIN'PEOPLEEUUUGGHHH...
Track Name: Intermission II
(Instrumental)
Track Name: Long Distance
(Instrumental)
Track Name: Kurt Russell Is Inadequate
Makin' my way from Down to Town,
I can get there fast if you show me how
But don't lose me, use misdirection
Left to our devices to make a connection

You're my sweet and salty favorite sin,
somethin' to fill this sense again
There's one thing left for you to realize,
it should really come as no surprise

(Chorus)
Kurt Russel is inadequate, inadequate
Kurt Russel is inadequate, inadequate
Kurt Russel is inadequate, inadequate
Kurt Russel is inadequate, inadequate

Now, pull the curtains and drop the shades,
cause that's the only way you play this game
Keepin' an eye on these moving parts,
but there's only one thing keeping us apart

Now remove this blindfold
The whole charade is getting old
I'm losin' my patience and it's time to face it,
there's only one way I can think to place it

(Solo: Butter Pecan)

Lookin' back, I hope I wasn't selfish
I understand there was nothing malicious about this
cause it wasn't my intent to monopolize
You can wipe that tear now from your eye

I think you've earned a job well-done,
even if I maybe had just a little more fun
There's one thing left for you to realize,
it should really come as no surprise

(Chorus)

(Solo: Grabass)
(Solo: Peg Leg / Butter Pecan / Peg Leg / Butter Pecan / Peg Leg / Butter Pecan)
(Solo: Grabass)

(Voicemail to Peg Leg: Nurse Nancy)
OH, dude, voicemail, this is even better. Like, this is perfect. Alright.
You ever do that thing where, like, you call someone, and in the middle of calling someone, you're like, "Oh wait, no, shit, I should actually call this person first," and then you're like, you try to hang up while still dialing? And... But, you do it unsuccessfully? So, then, all of a sudden, you're like, "Well, I made it this far, I might as well...", you know, and then it's just like, RING, and I'm like, "Oookay, alright, I'm just gonna stick this one out and I'll talk to Craig." And, uh, even though, like, in the middle of it, I was like like, "I should totally talk to..." I was gonna call Grabass first. I don't remember why at this point. It's already gone. But anyway, um, I guess all I got now is like, as soon as it went to voicemail, I was like "Oh this perfect, I'm gonna waste like four mintues of his time and just not give a crap," So, anyway, I'll see you later, Travis.

(Chorus)

(Solo: Nurse Nancy)
Track Name: Mucho DRA¡
(English translations in [] brackets)


Me levanto por la mañana [Get up in the morning]
Amarro mi durag, y gorra [Tie on my doo-rag, and hat]
Tengo mis lentes mamalones [Put on my badass sunglasses]
Estoy listo para partir, me gusta [I'm good to go, I like it]

Me dirijo hacia Bomber's Burrito [Head down to Bomber's Burrito]
Para mi, es Mucho Dinero (CASH) [For me, it's "mucho dinero" (lots of money) - CASH]
Cocinaré un poco de pollo con queso [Gonna cook up some chicken queso]
"You no like-a hot sauce, papi?" HELL NO

Pero antes no... [But not before...]
Pero antes no... [But not before...]
Pero antes no... [But not before...]
Pero antes no... [But not before...]

You know me, you know, papi -
Mucho dra? Me mucho happy.

Yo amo mi trabajo [I love my job]
Bailando con el blanquito! [Dance with the white boy!]

I cleaning that shit, papi! I clean, I clean, I clean...
and later on, papi, I flicking the bean

I like it plain, - no condon [no condom]
and next weekend, papi, I go to Boston

Pero antes no... [But not before...]
Pero antes no... [But not before...]
Pero antes no... [But not before...]
Pero antes no... [But not before...]

(Chorus)
MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA! MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA!
MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA! MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA!

DRA in the morning - es muy bueno [it's so good]
If no DRA, no talk to me, no!
No hablas ingles - I don't know [I don't speak English]
Mi nombre es Jesus Adorno! [My name is Jesus Adorno!]

(Solo: Grabass)

So that's enough for today
Ya es suficiente [That's enough]

I leaving, papi, see you tomorrow
Choca esos cinco [High five]

Subo a mi bicicleta [Get on my bike]
Voy colina arriba [Go up the hill]

Me voy a la cama [I'll go home]
A dormir por 12 horas [Maybe sleep for 12 hours]

Pero antes no... [But not before...]
Pero antes no... [But not before...]
Pero antes no... [But not before...]
Pero antes no... [But not before...]

(Chorus)
MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA! MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA!
MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA! MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA!

DRA in the morning - es muy bueno
If no DRA, no talk to me, no!
Dance to mi salsa classico
Mi nombre es Jesus Adorno!

*smoker's wheeze* You know, papi, you know, jajaja...