Kurt Russell Is Inadequate

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Kurt Russel Is Inadequate

Arrangement: Vaudeville
Vox, Guitars: Peg Leg
Bass, Guitars, Programming: Grabass
Voicemail: Nurse Nancy
Additional Guitars: Butter Pecan

(Apples to Apples card game. Card 1, Kurt Russell. Card 2, Inadequate. A new Vaudeville song was born.)

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Makin' my way from Down to Town,
I can get there fast if you show me how
But don't lose me, use misdirection
Left to our devices to make a connection

You're my sweet and salty favorite sin,
somethin' to fill this sense again
There's one thing left for you to realize,
it should really come as no surprise

(Chorus)
Kurt Russel is inadequate, inadequate
Kurt Russel is inadequate, inadequate
Kurt Russel is inadequate, inadequate
Kurt Russel is inadequate, inadequate

Now, pull the curtains and drop the shades,
cause that's the only way you play this game
Keepin' an eye on these moving parts,
but there's only one thing keeping us apart

Now remove this blindfold
The whole charade is getting old
I'm losin' my patience and it's time to face it,
there's only one way I can think to place it

(Solo: Butter Pecan)

Lookin' back, I hope I wasn't selfish
I understand there was nothing malicious about this
cause it wasn't my intent to monopolize
You can wipe that tear now from your eye

I think you've earned a job well-done,
even if I maybe had just a little more fun
There's one thing left for you to realize,
it should really come as no surprise

(Chorus)

(Solo: Grabass)
(Solo: Peg Leg / Butter Pecan / Peg Leg / Butter Pecan / Peg Leg / Butter Pecan)
(Solo: Grabass)

(Voicemail to Peg Leg: Nurse Nancy)
OH, dude, voicemail, this is even better. Like, this is perfect. Alright.
You ever do that thing where, like, you call someone, and in the middle of calling someone, you're like, "Oh wait, no, shit, I should actually call this person first," and then you're like, you try to hang up while still dialing? And... But, you do it unsuccessfully? So, then, all of a sudden, you're like, "Well, I made it this far, I might as well...", you know, and then it's just like, RING, and I'm like, "Oookay, alright, I'm just gonna stick this one out and I'll talk to Craig." And, uh, even though, like, in the middle of it, I was like like, "I should totally talk to..." I was gonna call Grabass first. I don't remember why at this point. It's already gone. But anyway, um, I guess all I got now is like, as soon as it went to voicemail, I was like "Oh this perfect, I'm gonna waste like four mintues of his time and just not give a crap," So, anyway, I'll see you later, Travis.

(Chorus)

(Solo: Nurse Nancy)

credits

from The Best Of: Vol II, released July 19, 2014

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