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The Best Of: Vol II

by Vaudeville

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Bacon & Head 03:36
At the same time Breakfast in bed baby Never seemed like this good of an idea I've been shakin' my head, but not because I'm disagreein' Oh, it's you and me underneath the sheets Better get your apron ready, cause we'll be cookin' soon baby "Now, I don't want no omelette or vegetables", I said, "But I guess I'll allow it if you take off your clothes" Wait, be sure that there's bacon on the stove Cause that's just the way I gotta have it, that's just the way it goes OH YEAH (Chorus) You'll be gettin' yours, I'll be gettin' mine, All of this, baby, at the same time You'll be gettin' yours, I'm still gettin' mine, All of this at the same time (Solo: Peg Leg) Well, that's enough for me cause I finish quickly, but not too soon to realize how this should blow my mind Cause it is such a treat to have you next to me, cause you sizzle softly to which of us are you speaking? (Chorus) You smell so lovely... (Chorus)
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Hungover on a Saturday morn' What better time to write another song? You didn't think that I would give you the silent treatment with the continuous beats flowin' from my basement I don't need no Cadillac or platinum gold, just a lonely microphone to express my soul I don't measure success in quantity Accomplishments are clearer than clarity Cause you can't see the progress that I've made 'til I put it on CD and force a trick into a trade But believe me when I say that the time is near, You'll be unable to comprehend what you hear (Chorus) We're goin' 'round here - say something, not just anything Takin' down names - well, I've already seen what there is to see Who's gonna be left? - tell me that you expected less What's in a name? - tell me that you didn't think I had it in me 'Bout 15 grand, and it ain't no scam, just unconventional for a master plan, I'm gonna rob this fucker, we'll rob the motherfucker, gonna do this with a bang Won't be the only one not to see this comin', but just don't play this off like you won't be frontin' Cause I'll tell you how it's gonna go down Get while the gettin's good before I burn it to the ground But in case you don't understand the metaphors, This shit is goin down around quarter to four Becuase I'm fairly certain that's when the bank will close, I'll be making off with cash striking the Heisman pose (Chorus) (Hockey mouth: Grabass) (Chorus x2)
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(Solo: Grabass) (Solo: Butter Pecan) (Voicemail: Nurse Nancy) So, the way I see it... A Fuckin' People Contest... should be less about people... And more about fuckin'... So, what I'm thinkin' is... When you take the fuckin' people... And they're fuckin'... And...the people... And... So, the way I see it... A Fuckin' People Contest... should be less about people... And more about fuckin' (more about fuckin') So, what I'm thinkin' is... When you take the fuckin' people... And they're fuckin'... And...the people... And... (Chorus) JELLO PUDDING POP WITH THE DIZZIZZIZZIZLLLLLS AND THE BIZZLES AND THEY JUH JE BUH PUDDIN' POPPIN' ZZEEEYYYY... ...THEFUCKIN'PEOPLEEUUUGGHHH...
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Makin' my way from Down to Town, I can get there fast if you show me how But don't lose me, use misdirection Left to our devices to make a connection You're my sweet and salty favorite sin, somethin' to fill this sense again There's one thing left for you to realize, it should really come as no surprise (Chorus) Kurt Russel is inadequate, inadequate Kurt Russel is inadequate, inadequate Kurt Russel is inadequate, inadequate Kurt Russel is inadequate, inadequate Now, pull the curtains and drop the shades, cause that's the only way you play this game Keepin' an eye on these moving parts, but there's only one thing keeping us apart Now remove this blindfold The whole charade is getting old I'm losin' my patience and it's time to face it, there's only one way I can think to place it (Solo: Butter Pecan) Lookin' back, I hope I wasn't selfish I understand there was nothing malicious about this cause it wasn't my intent to monopolize You can wipe that tear now from your eye I think you've earned a job well-done, even if I maybe had just a little more fun There's one thing left for you to realize, it should really come as no surprise (Chorus) (Solo: Grabass) (Solo: Peg Leg / Butter Pecan / Peg Leg / Butter Pecan / Peg Leg / Butter Pecan) (Solo: Grabass) (Voicemail to Peg Leg: Nurse Nancy) OH, dude, voicemail, this is even better. Like, this is perfect. Alright. You ever do that thing where, like, you call someone, and in the middle of calling someone, you're like, "Oh wait, no, shit, I should actually call this person first," and then you're like, you try to hang up while still dialing? And... But, you do it unsuccessfully? So, then, all of a sudden, you're like, "Well, I made it this far, I might as well...", you know, and then it's just like, RING, and I'm like, "Oookay, alright, I'm just gonna stick this one out and I'll talk to Craig." And, uh, even though, like, in the middle of it, I was like like, "I should totally talk to..." I was gonna call Grabass first. I don't remember why at this point. It's already gone. But anyway, um, I guess all I got now is like, as soon as it went to voicemail, I was like "Oh this perfect, I'm gonna waste like four mintues of his time and just not give a crap," So, anyway, I'll see you later, Travis. (Chorus) (Solo: Nurse Nancy)
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Mucho DRA¡ 05:38
(English translations in [] brackets) Me levanto por la mañana [Get up in the morning] Amarro mi durag, y gorra [Tie on my doo-rag, and hat] Tengo mis lentes mamalones [Put on my badass sunglasses] Estoy listo para partir, me gusta [I'm good to go, I like it] Me dirijo hacia Bomber's Burrito [Head down to Bomber's Burrito] Para mi, es Mucho Dinero (CASH) [For me, it's "mucho dinero" (lots of money) - CASH] Cocinaré un poco de pollo con queso [Gonna cook up some chicken queso] "You no like-a hot sauce, papi?" HELL NO Pero antes no... [But not before...] Pero antes no... [But not before...] Pero antes no... [But not before...] Pero antes no... [But not before...] You know me, you know, papi - Mucho dra? Me mucho happy. Yo amo mi trabajo [I love my job] Bailando con el blanquito! [Dance with the white boy!] I cleaning that shit, papi! I clean, I clean, I clean... and later on, papi, I flicking the bean I like it plain, - no condon [no condom] and next weekend, papi, I go to Boston Pero antes no... [But not before...] Pero antes no... [But not before...] Pero antes no... [But not before...] Pero antes no... [But not before...] (Chorus) MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA! MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA! MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA! MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA! DRA in the morning - es muy bueno [it's so good] If no DRA, no talk to me, no! No hablas ingles - I don't know [I don't speak English] Mi nombre es Jesus Adorno! [My name is Jesus Adorno!] (Solo: Grabass) So that's enough for today Ya es suficiente [That's enough] I leaving, papi, see you tomorrow Choca esos cinco [High five] Subo a mi bicicleta [Get on my bike] Voy colina arriba [Go up the hill] Me voy a la cama [I'll go home] A dormir por 12 horas [Maybe sleep for 12 hours] Pero antes no... [But not before...] Pero antes no... [But not before...] Pero antes no... [But not before...] Pero antes no... [But not before...] (Chorus) MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA! MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA! MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA! MUCHO DRA! DRA! DRA! DRA in the morning - es muy bueno If no DRA, no talk to me, no! Dance to mi salsa classico Mi nombre es Jesus Adorno! *smoker's wheeze* You know, papi, you know, jajaja...
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Guitars: Craig "Peg-Leg" Relyea
Bass: Travis "Grabass" Morgan
Drums: Mike "Nurse Nancy" Vallely

Honorary Vaudevillain: Craig "Butter Pecan" Mackey

(This album is dedicated to Mr/Mrs.Relyea Sr.

Y muchos gracias a Martin Eduardo "nEwT" Valenzuela Arceo for help with translation on Mucho DRA¡)

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released July 19, 2014

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Vaudeville Albany, New York

We are a funk band from upstate NY.

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